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Thursday, November 24, 2005

Christian & Atheist

Let us lightened up ourselves with the story some consider a joke while others simply an everyday life.....


There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist.
Everyday, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear and he thought to himself
"She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn't she know there isn't a God?"

Many times while she was praying, he would go to her house and harass her, saying
"Lady, why do you pray all the time? Don't you know there is no God?"

But she kept on praying. One day, she ran out of groceries.
As usual, she was praying to the Lord explaining her situation and thanking Him for
what He was going to do.

AS USUAL,
the atheist heard her praying and thought to himself.
"Humph. . . I'll fix her."

He went to the grocery store, bought a whole bunch of groceries, took them to her house, dropped them off on the front porch, rang the doorbell and then hid in the bushes to see what she would do.

When she opened the door and saw the groceries, she began to praise the Lord with all her heart, jumping, singing and shouting' everywhere!

The atheist then jumped out of the bushes and told her, "You ole' crazy lady,
God didn't buy you those groceries, I bought those groceries!"

Well, she broke out and started running down the street, shouting and praising the Lord.

When he finally caught up with her, he asked what her problem was...,She said, "I knew the Lord would provide me with some groceries, but I didn't know He was going to make the devil pay for them!"

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A joke to some perhaps but it's a fact that God is absolutely able to always make a way in whatever situation specially for you who puts Him above all....

Have a day full of smiles...

Verse-Meal
Philippians 4:19
For my God shall supply all your needs according to His riches and glory through Christ Jesus.

16 Comments:

At 4:26 PM, November 24, 2005, Blogger ken said...

GOD is GREAT
ALL the TIME!

 
At 10:32 PM, November 24, 2005, Blogger J said...

amen.all thing are possible.ang ganda ng kwento

 
At 2:18 AM, November 25, 2005, Blogger KiwiNoy said...

yeah... God is Great, All the time...
heard of that tune b4 in one of my PK albums.

niweisss.. FJ, oks 'to. oks din ang verse mo... have proven it in my life

 
At 5:46 AM, November 25, 2005, Blogger Airwind said...

nice story ... that enligthens me to go to church this sunday ... happy thanksgiving!!!

 
At 8:30 AM, November 25, 2005, Blogger Flex J! said...

Karen, J, Kiwinoy, Airwind,

Thanks for visiting....

Keep on keeping on....

 
At 9:10 AM, November 25, 2005, Anonymous rachel said...

hehehe... its not a joke but its funny....

:D

 
At 12:42 PM, November 25, 2005, Blogger Flex J! said...

Rachel,
quite a joke rin.......

smiles...

 
At 6:42 PM, November 25, 2005, Blogger bing said...

hmmm.. ang mahirap niyan baka me gumaya... dasal na lang nang dasal at wala nang gagawin but to expect that someone will drop a bag of groceries in the doorway ha ha EVERYDAY of their lives!

 
At 5:44 AM, November 26, 2005, Blogger Linguist-in-Waiting said...

Hehehe. Funny story. Just passing by from Diosa's site.

LIW

 
At 8:47 AM, November 26, 2005, Blogger Flex J! said...

Bing,
Oo nga ano?? hehehe Di na tama yun....LOL!

sabi nga eh ..God provides food for the birds when they fly....

Linguist...
thanks for dropping by for a smile...

 
At 11:36 AM, November 26, 2005, Blogger racky said...

brader flex, wala akong pang-grocery...

schönes wochenende!

 
At 11:51 AM, November 26, 2005, Blogger Teachernorms said...

Philippians 4:19
"For my God shall supply all your needs according to His riches and glory through Christ Jesus."
It's so true. Funny story btw.

 
At 2:42 PM, November 26, 2005, Anonymous pao said...

this is one great post. thanks for sharing. :)

 
At 3:44 AM, November 28, 2005, Anonymous myepinoy said...

Maganda ito ah.

Napaisip tuloy ako, hindi rin kaya ito yong approach na nagyayari doon sa mga donations ng Jueteng, gambling and drug lords at mga pulitikong corrupt.

Pasensya na malikot lang siguro isip ko.

PS. i've moved to http://expat.fil.ph/
Thank you.

 
At 8:32 AM, November 29, 2005, Blogger Flex J! said...

Neng,
Pareho yata tayo.....hahanap ako ng kapitbahay na Atheist...hehehe

Agring,
Thanx for dropping by and the smile...

Pao,
Hi tnx for visiting...

Myepinoy,
Maganda point mo ah..pareho lang siguro tayong malikot ang isip...

Thanks for dropping by...

god bless you all.....

 
At 8:44 AM, December 04, 2005, Blogger BW said...

This one sounded so simple but did crack me up... the utter simplicity so cunningly reflects reality. This is one joke you need to hear every morning when you wake up!

 

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